GR Local Rock N Roll playlist by Andolph

GR Local Rock N Roll playlist by Andolph

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I hate public restrooms

If or when I ever decide to own a business I will accommodate my customers with a warm, clean, inviting restroom. Who one earth came up with the idea that people should have to wipe their ass with freakin sandpaper if they use a public restroom? Probably the same A-hole who decided these restrooms should be cleaned once a week.

People who clean restrooms should get paid top dollar. I am going to say..... just throwing it out there..... $50,000/year to clean restrooms.

The freakin things should be cleaned every hour on the hour. People should pay a freakin deposit to use the freakin toilet and the cleaning guy should check behind them for cleanliness before returning the freakin deposit.

Dirty people shouldn't even be allowed into the establishment to begin with. No dirty people allowed my business will say. What kind of lowlife scumbag people walk around dirty and disgusting peeing all over public toilets anyway?

That's my rant, I've offered a few different solutions here. Somebody please let Walmart, Kmart, Target, and Meijers know how I feel.

As Mrs. Lennon taught me in 7th grade if you are looking for consistency in your toilets while traveling you will learn to love McToilets.

Good day.